{"id":729,"date":"2006-01-20T14:59:21","date_gmt":"2006-01-20T13:59:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/textundblog.de\/?p=729"},"modified":"2006-01-20T15:02:34","modified_gmt":"2006-01-20T14:02:34","slug":"du-bist-verfressen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/textundblog.de\/?p=729","title":{"rendered":"Du bist verfressen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/filmproduktion-mogul.blogspot.com\/2006\/01\/du-bist-verfressen-id-pool-20.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\".\/wp-content\/verfressen.jpg\" width=\"227\" height=\"140\" alt=\"Du bist verfressen\" title=\"Du bist verfressen\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/filmproduktion-mogul.blogspot.com\/2006\/01\/du-bist-verfressen-id-pool-20.html\">Du bist verfressen<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Aus einem Albtraum: ich tr\u00e4umte von einer Pferdemetzgerei. Der Schl\u00e4chter mit Namen &#8222;Schach Matt&#8220; hatte mich mit stundenlangen Werbetexten eingelullt und drohte mir mit dem Messer, wenn ich nicht damit einverstanden w\u00e4re, mein Gesicht f\u00fcr so eine Plakatwand (&#8222;Du bist Deutschland&#8220;) zur Verf\u00fcgung zu stellen. Nat\u00fcrlich haben die Werbefuzzis das schrecklichste aller Fotos von mir ausgesucht, ich schiebe mir gerade einen dreifachen Wini rein. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>K\u00f6stlich, lieber Christian, ganz k\u00f6stlich&#8230;<br \/>\nSehr geschmackvoll sind ja nicht nur <a href=\"http:\/\/filmproduktion-mogul.blogspot.com\/2006\/01\/du-bist-verfressen-id-pool-20.html\">deine Zeilen<\/a> zur aktuellen <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jensscholz.com\/2006_01_01_archive.htm#113762765814900254\">Online-Journal-Sanit\u00e4r-Kontroverse<\/a>, lecker geschmeckt haben sie ja auch, die Riesen-Windbeutel damals w\u00e4hrend der Berlinale, an die ich mich noch bestens erinnere. Bin ich nicht auf dem Albtraum-Foto (aus dem obiger Ausschnitt stammt) auch noch rechts im Bilde windbeutelzubei\u00dfenderweise zu sehen?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Du bist verfressen Aus einem Albtraum: ich tr\u00e4umte von einer Pferdemetzgerei. Der Schl\u00e4chter mit Namen &#8222;Schach Matt&#8220; hatte mich mit stundenlangen Werbetexten eingelullt und drohte mir mit dem Messer, wenn ich nicht damit einverstanden w\u00e4re, mein Gesicht f\u00fcr so eine Plakatwand (&#8222;Du bist Deutschland&#8220;) zur Verf\u00fcgung zu stellen. Nat\u00fcrlich haben die Werbefuzzis das schrecklichste aller [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-729","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-foto","category-internet"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uzZ-bL","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":7845,"url":"https:\/\/textundblog.de\/?p=7845","url_meta":{"origin":729,"position":0},"title":"Vegetarisches Indisches Gericht: Einfache Kichererbsen &#8211; einfach k\u00f6stlich","author":"Markus","date":"12\/4\/2017","format":false,"excerpt":"Am Wochenende haben wir wieder mal mit lieben Kolleginnen und Kollegen aus der Stabi zusammen gekocht. 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