{"id":5315,"date":"2013-03-30T19:08:43","date_gmt":"2013-03-30T18:08:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/textundblog.de\/?p=5315"},"modified":"2013-03-30T19:14:48","modified_gmt":"2013-03-30T18:14:48","slug":"heiler-hase-ungeworfen-angeliefert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/textundblog.de\/?p=5315","title":{"rendered":"Heiler Hase \u2013 ungeworfen angeliefert"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/textundblog\/status\/317979193575084032\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Osterhase 2013 - unversehrt ;)\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/textundblog.de\/wp-content\/osterhase2013.jpg?resize=150%2C314&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Osterhase 2013 - unversehrt ;)\" width=\"150\" height=\"314\" class=\"bildrechts\" \/><\/a>Aus dem Saarland ist heute Morgen ein <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/textundblog\/status\/317979193575084032\">Osterhase<\/a> zu mir gekommen. Im Gegensatz zu <a href=\"https:\/\/textundblog.de\/?p=2896\">fr\u00fcheren Jahren<\/a> sogar komplett unversehrt. Diesmal war er aber auch sehr, sehr gut verpackt. Mehrere Lagen Luftpolster umschlossen ihn, und viele Papierschnipsel. Au\u00dfen stand auf dem Paket: &#8222;Bitte nicht werfen!&#8220;. <\/p>\n<p>Die Post hat sich dran gehalten. Ab morgen werde ich ihn zum Fr\u00fchst\u00fcck genie\u00dfen, sp\u00e4testens <em>dann<\/em> wird er das Ganze nicht mehr unversehrt \u00fcberstehen. Danke an Bruder und Schw\u00e4gerin im Saarland. Euch und allen hier Mitlesenden w\u00fcnsche ich \u00abFrohe Ostern\u00bb. Wenn ihr noch \u00fcber einen anderen Hasen schmunzeln wollt, dann klickt bitte <a href=\"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/106765553443429973017\/posts\/fUY8vqt8nHz\">hier<\/a>. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"5316\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/textundblog.de\/?attachment_id=5316\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/textundblog.de\/wp-content\/paket-osterhase2013.jpg?fit=500%2C375&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"500,375\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Bitte nicht werfen!\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/textundblog.de\/wp-content\/paket-osterhase2013.jpg?fit=500%2C375&amp;ssl=1\" title=\"Bitte nicht werfen!\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/textundblog.de\/wp-content\/paket-osterhase2013.jpg?resize=500%2C375&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Bitte nicht werfen!\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5316\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/textundblog.de\/wp-content\/paket-osterhase2013.jpg?w=500&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/textundblog.de\/wp-content\/paket-osterhase2013.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aus dem Saarland ist heute Morgen ein Osterhase zu mir gekommen. Im Gegensatz zu fr\u00fcheren Jahren sogar komplett unversehrt. Diesmal war er aber auch sehr, sehr gut verpackt. Mehrere Lagen Luftpolster umschlossen ihn, und viele Papierschnipsel. Au\u00dfen stand auf dem Paket: &#8222;Bitte nicht werfen!&#8220;. Die Post hat sich dran gehalten. Ab morgen werde ich ihn [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5315","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-foto"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uzZ-1nJ","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2896,"url":"https:\/\/textundblog.de\/?p=2896","url_meta":{"origin":5315,"position":0},"title":"Osterhase aus dem Saarland in den Hohen Norden","author":"Markus","date":"12\/4\/2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Eine weite Reise hat er angetreten. 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