{"id":5158,"date":"2012-12-11T20:15:40","date_gmt":"2012-12-11T19:15:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/textundblog.de\/?p=5158"},"modified":"2012-12-11T20:27:03","modified_gmt":"2012-12-11T19:27:03","slug":"es-weihnachtet-sehr-ein-komodiantischer-dreiteiler","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/textundblog.de\/?p=5158","title":{"rendered":"Es weihnachtet sehr &#8211; ein kom\u00f6diantischer Dreiteiler"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ein Blogartikel zum vorweihnachtlichen Schmunzeln in drei Teilen.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Teil 1: Die singenden Schafe:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/GzxkNRvujiw?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=de-DE&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Wenn ihr den Weihnachtsspot des ber\u00fchmten britischen Bekleidungshauses <a href=\"http:\/\/www.brooksbrothers.com\/\">Brooks Brothers<\/a> genau so niedlich findet, wie (<del datetime=\"2012-12-11T18:59:28+00:00\">m<\/del>)ich, werdet ihr euch sicher fragen, wie haben die das gemacht? Bitte: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=atj7sj2wz4I&#038;list=FL5jtc395IK562zv641WI0nQ&#038;index=5\">A Holiday Miracle \u2013 Behind the scenes<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\nTeil 2: Der sonderbare Weihnachts-Miraculix:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"5159\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/textundblog.de\/?attachment_id=5159\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/textundblog.de\/wp-content\/mt-bart-hs.jpg?fit=500%2C667&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"500,667\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Weihnachtliches Deko-Ungeheuer mit Bart und Heiligenschein\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/textundblog.de\/wp-content\/mt-bart-hs.jpg?fit=500%2C667&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/textundblog.de\/wp-content\/mt-bart-hs.jpg?resize=500%2C667&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Weihnachtliches Deko-Ungeheuer mit Bart und Heiligenschein\" title=\"Weihnachtliches Deko-Ungeheuer mit Bart und Heiligenschein\" width=\"500\" height=\"667\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5159\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/textundblog.de\/wp-content\/mt-bart-hs.jpg?w=500&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/textundblog.de\/wp-content\/mt-bart-hs.jpg?resize=224%2C300&amp;ssl=1 224w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Mit einem Kollegen zusammen organisiere ich dieses Jahr die Weihnachtsfeier in der Stabi. Gestern haben wir die Deko-Kiste in Augenschein genommen, um zu sehen, was wir noch an Dekorationsmaterial f\u00fcr die diesj\u00e4hrige Ausgabe brauchen. Dabei habe ich mal tief in die Kiste gegriffen und dieses sch\u00f6ne Selbstportr\u00e4t geschossen. Also mich hat&#8217;s ja weniger an Weihnachten als an Miraculix erinnert. Die mitlesenden Kolleginnen und Kollegen darf ich entt\u00e4uschen: ich werde am Donnerstag auf der Weihnachtsfeier NICHT in dieser Verkleidung erscheinen. <\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\nTeil 3: Der weit gereiste Nikolaus:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/textundblog.de\/wp-content\/nikolaus2012-gr.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"5160\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/textundblog.de\/?attachment_id=5160\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/textundblog.de\/wp-content\/nikolaus2012.jpg?fit=500%2C667&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"500,667\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Nikolaus kunst- und essfertig\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/textundblog.de\/wp-content\/nikolaus2012.jpg?fit=500%2C667&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/textundblog.de\/wp-content\/nikolaus2012.jpg?resize=500%2C667&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Nikolaus kunst- und essfertig\" title=\"Nikolaus kunst- und essfertig\" width=\"500\" height=\"667\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5160\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/textundblog.de\/wp-content\/nikolaus2012.jpg?w=500&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/textundblog.de\/wp-content\/nikolaus2012.jpg?resize=224%2C300&amp;ssl=1 224w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Heute durfte ich auf der Post am Neumarkt diesen kunstvoll zurecht gemachten Schoko-Nikolaus abholen, der mir von der Familie aus dem Saarland in den hohen Norden geschickt wurde. Sieht nicht nur interessant aus, sondern ist im oberen K\u00f6rperbereich schon in verzehrfertige St\u00fcckchen unterteilt, die ab morgen Fr\u00fch bis zur Abreise ins Saarland \u00fcber Weihnachten mein vorweihnachtliches Fr\u00fchst\u00fcck bereichern werden. Danke Thomas und Sonja f\u00fcr diese Aufmerksamkeit. Ich finde den Nikolaus genauso kunst- wie essfertig.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ein Blogartikel zum vorweihnachtlichen Schmunzeln in drei Teilen. Teil 1: Die singenden Schafe: Wenn ihr den Weihnachtsspot des ber\u00fchmten britischen Bekleidungshauses Brooks Brothers genau so niedlich findet, wie (m)ich, werdet ihr euch sicher fragen, wie haben die das gemacht? Bitte: A Holiday Miracle \u2013 Behind the scenes. Teil 2: Der sonderbare Weihnachts-Miraculix: Mit einem Kollegen [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5158","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-foto","category-video"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uzZ-1lc","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1943,"url":"https:\/\/textundblog.de\/?p=1943","url_meta":{"origin":5158,"position":0},"title":"Exit&#8217;sches Advents-Event: Weihnachten im Wedding","author":"Markus","date":"3\/12\/2007","format":false,"excerpt":"W\u00e4hrend Herrn Exits Weihnachtsvirus im Sozialpalast im Wedding letztes Jahr noch hier hing, war er dieses Jahr in anderer Position zu bewundern, in einem Wand-Licht-Arrangement der Extra-Klasse. 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