{"id":1725,"date":"2007-07-28T23:35:28","date_gmt":"2007-07-28T21:35:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/textundblog.de\/?p=1725"},"modified":"2007-07-28T23:42:32","modified_gmt":"2007-07-28T21:42:32","slug":"sparsamer-dialog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/textundblog.de\/?p=1725","title":{"rendered":"Sparsamer Dialog"},"content":{"rendered":"

Spare in der Zeit, dann hast du in der Not!<\/em> Oder, was ein Bestatter neulich am Telefon erleben musste:<\/p>\n

– Bestattungshaus yxz, gr\u00fc\u00df Gott!
\n– Ja, hier Meier, unser Vater ist tot.
\n– Ja, war denn der Arzt schon da?
\n– Der war schon da.
\n– Gut, dann notiere ich mir jetzt Ihre Adresse und dann kommen wir vorbei, um den Verstorbenen abzuholen.
\n– Das brauchen Sie nicht.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Weiter im Bestatter-Blog<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Spare in der Zeit, dann hast du in der Not! Oder, was ein Bestatter neulich am Telefon erleben musste: – Bestattungshaus yxz, gr\u00fc\u00df Gott! – Ja, hier Meier, unser Vater ist tot. – Ja, war denn der Arzt schon da? – Der war schon da. – Gut, dann notiere ich mir jetzt Ihre Adresse und […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1725","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemeines"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uzZ-rP","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1651,"url":"https:\/\/textundblog.de\/?p=1651","url_meta":{"origin":1725,"position":0},"title":"Georg Danzer (1946-2007): Frieden","author":"Markus","date":"22\/6\/2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Direktlink Dailymotion Georg Danzer ist gestern gestorben, wie erst heute - auf seinen Wunsch erst nach seiner Bestattung - gemeldet wurde. 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